Pet Interview: Spank from Author Konn Lavery

Tell us a bit about yourself.

My name is Spank. I was adopted in 2016 November. I’m a bit of a health, only raw organic food. However, when Konn is not looking I will steal his garlic naan bread. I have a craving for bread and sweats.

What is your favourite toy?

Konn spoils me with a lot of toys. Out of everything that I played with, the splash sticks from Starbucks most exciting thing that I have ever gotten my paws on.

What is your favourite food?

That’s a tossup between salmon and coconut oil.

Who is your author?

Konn Lavery, he gets up early in the morning to feed me. I will then cuddle on his lap while he writes.

Spank and Author Konn Lavery

What does your author write?

I really don’t know, I don’t read much. I think he writes horrific and thrilling stories.

Where does your author write their stories?

Mostly at home in the morning so I can sit on his lap and nap. Other times he goes out to a pub or a coffee shop, and I wait for him to come home.

What is the best thing about being an author pet?

He stays still in one spot, so I can keep an eye on him.

What is the hardest thing about being an author pet?

Sometimes he gets distracted with writing and I want to play. I have to jump onto his shoulders and meow into his ear so he pays attention to me! So much work.

Where should readers go to read your author’s work?

You can find Konn’s work on his website:, on Amazon:, on Kobo and Google Play

What does a typical day in your author pet life look like?

Both Konn and I get up early and get to work. By work for me, I mean napping after I eat. Konn then starts writing and eventually migrates into his graphic design and development work once common office hours start. Once noon rolls around, it’s time to eat again!

Is there anything else you’d like to add?

Do you have any salmon I could have? If not, no I am good. Thank you.

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