This is the time my author wakes. She is not a morning human. She rises from the bed looking like a tree with her headfur all a mess and a trail of drool hanging from her mouth. She flails around until her limbs steady then makes her way to the room where the big container …
I thought I would share with you what it looks like to go through one of my days as an author pet. In the morning, I’m up at 3 am. The bowl is empty. My brothers and I have to do a lot of work to remind my author and my cat dad to get …
Tell us a bit about you. I am a USA Today Bestselling author who writes paranormal mysteries and romances because I love all things whodunit, Otherworldly, and weird. Also, I wish my pittie, the adorable Kona Princess Warrior, and my beagle, Josie the Incontinent Princess, could talk. Or at least be more like Scooby-Doo and …
As an author pet, you must both embody and teach perseverance. In the face of an empty bowl, the day just not going right, or keeping your author on schedule you must persevere. It isn’t always easy. Sometimes you just want to plot an exit strategy, “When can I dart out the door again?” you …
Tell us a bit about yourself. My humans named me Ash because of my fur color, but sometimes they call my Bad Ash Cat #badashcat because of my previous life before I found them and made them love me. I was stray until I was nine months old (according to the vet, but I don’t …
Tell us a bit about yourself. My name is Tilly. I’m a green cheeked conure–a parrot, not just any ordinary bird, please. Chrys is my third mother. I was raised until I was fully fledged by my first mom and dad, and then a nice woman looked after me. When my second mom found out …
If you follow my Instagram account, you likely saw that I was at the vet recently. At the vet. I haven’t been feeling well. Bloating, vomiting, lethargy and lost some weight. I not sure how my author is going to pay for all the tests I need. Her hard work pays little. I know she …
Cats, as you know, are pinnacles of grace. Each leap, step, and swipe of a paw is filled with poise. Humans can study for years and never reach the level of elegance we are naturally born with. Grace, is an art which requires some innate talent. Unfortunately, my author lacks grace. As she pounds away …
Ballet is the art of grace. A gruelling and noble pursuit for humans, otherwise graceless beings compared to cats. Books, like ballet productions, are also filled with grace: hard work and choreography, of a sort, are required by both arts. Author Erin Bomboy writes books about ballet, and it’s like watching a production play out …
Tell us a bit about yourself. I am Gavin, a seven-year-old gray tabby Maine Coon. I currently rule over a small but vibrant kingdom in New York City where my citizens include a man with a cozy lap, a blonde lady who gives me wet food, and a shrill, excitable girl child who seems to …