I have a lot of responsibility. Being an author pet is really hard work. I also have three brothers. What I need is an escape from my brothers and the ability to move in and out of the office freely, even when my author isn’t around. My author and I discussed it and one of …
I thought you might appreciate learning about all of my favorite things. Perhaps you’ll find your new favorite thing, author pets. Some of these are new, some are well used. Over the next while, I’ll offer the stories behind these objects which make me wiggle my bean toes in joy, and a few links to …
This is the busiest time of day for me. My author has settled into her writing and working groove, so I have to make sure she takes regular breaks and keep care of myself too. First, I climb off of my author to allow her to get into a more comfortable position. I do my …
This is the time my author wakes. She is not a morning human. She rises from the bed looking like a tree with her headfur all a mess and a trail of drool hanging from her mouth. She flails around until her limbs steady then makes her way to the room where the big container …
I thought I would share with you what it looks like to go through one of my days as an author pet. In the morning, I’m up at 3 am. The bowl is empty. My brothers and I have to do a lot of work to remind my author and my cat dad to get …
As an author pet, you must both embody and teach perseverance. In the face of an empty bowl, the day just not going right, or keeping your author on schedule you must persevere. It isn’t always easy. Sometimes you just want to plot an exit strategy, “When can I dart out the door again?” you …
If you follow my Instagram account, you likely saw that I was at the vet recently. At the vet. I haven’t been feeling well. Bloating, vomiting, lethargy and lost some weight. I not sure how my author is going to pay for all the tests I need. Her hard work pays little. I know she …
Cats, as you know, are pinnacles of grace. Each leap, step, and swipe of a paw is filled with poise. Humans can study for years and never reach the level of elegance we are naturally born with. Grace, is an art which requires some innate talent. Unfortunately, my author lacks grace. As she pounds away …
This has long been a quandary I have contemplated: are Vampires catkin? I hold a special place in my furry heart for the fanged creatures that share the night with us. Their plight is not unlike the average cat. Many live in luxury, many live on the streets struggling for a meal. In stories, usually …
Sunday is for more sleeping You can let your author rest until after your nap. Then it is back to writing work for them, dear author pets.